Season 5

Season 5

The Colbert Report

2009 Episodes

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John King
EP 1

John King

1/5/2009

Stephen congratulates John King and the rest of the media on getting Obama elected.

Matt Miller
EP 2

Matt Miller

1/6/2009

Matt Miller says the government must make sure we have basic securities like health care and pensions.

Benicio Del Toro
EP 3

Benicio Del Toro

1/7/2009

Benicio Del Toro talks about meeting Castro to prepare for "Che."

Lawrence Lessig
EP 4

Lawrence Lessig

1/8/2009

Lawrence Lessig says the outdated copyright laws have turned our kids into criminals.

Anthony Romero
EP 5

Anthony Romero

1/12/2009

Anthony Romero believes it will be a huge mistake if Barack Obama doesn't close Guantanamo immediately.

Niall Ferguson
EP 6

Niall Ferguson

1/13/2009

Niall Ferguson explains how money is a relationship between a creditor and a debtor.

Alan Khazei
EP 7

Alan Khazei

1/14/2009

Barack Obama may be over-marketed, and Alan Khazei wants Americans to volunteer.

David Gregory, Shepard Fairey
EP 8

David Gregory, Shepard Fairey

1/15/2009

A look back on President Bush's relationship with the media -- Stephen wonders if tonight's the night they finally do it and Shepard Fairey's "Hope" poster belongs to everyone.

Frank Rich
EP 9

Frank Rich

1/19/2009

Frank Rich says George W. Bush delivers a message of hope for mediocrity.

Jabari Asim
EP 10

Jabari Asim

1/20/2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes Washington Post columnist and author of The N Word: Who Can Say It, Who Shouldn't, and Why, Jabari Asim.

Elizabeth Alexander
EP 11

Elizabeth Alexander

1/21/2009

Elizabeth Alexander explains to Stephen the difference between a metaphor and a lie.

Jon Meacham
EP 12

Jon Meacham

1/22/2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes Newsweek editor and author of American Lion: Andrew Jackson in the White House, Jon Meacham.

Chris Mooney, Ed Young
EP 13

Chris Mooney, Ed Young

1/26/2009

Obama changes Bush's policy on science, and Ed Young thinks married people should have more sex.

Philippe Petit
EP 14

Philippe Petit

1/27/2009

Documentary, "Man on Wire"

Paul McCartney, Denis Dutton
EP 15

Paul McCartney, Denis Dutton

1/28/2009
John Podesta
EP 16

John Podesta

1/29/2009

President and CEO, Center for American Progress

Dan Zaccagnino
EP 17

Dan Zaccagnino

2/2/2009

The government collapses in Iceland, and Stephen gets mad at Dan Zaccagnino.

Henry Louis Gates Jr.
EP 18

Henry Louis Gates Jr.

2/3/2009

Henry Louis Gates, Jr. says Abraham Lincoln was always against slavery, but he wasn't a fan of black people.

Steve Martin
EP 19

Steve Martin

2/4/2009

Actor, "The Pink Panther 2"

James Surowiecki, Jonah Lehrer
EP 20

James Surowiecki, Jonah Lehrer

2/5/2009

Stephen salutes the Boy Scouts, and Jonah Lehrer discusses the neuroscience of decision-making.

TV on the Radio
EP 21

TV on the Radio

2/9/2009

Stephen welcomes musical guest TV On The Radio.

Robert Ballard
EP 22

Robert Ballard

2/10/2009

It's tough times for the Republican Party, and Stephen gives a shout out to a former employee.

Eleanor Holmes Norton, Steven Pinker
EP 23

Eleanor Holmes Norton, Steven Pinker

2/11/2009

New York Times article, "My Genomic Self"

David Ross, Ed Colbert, Adam Gopnik
EP 24

David Ross, Ed Colbert, Adam Gopnik

2/12/2009

Adam Gopnik claims that faith and fear no longer rule our lives because of Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin.

Father James Martin, Helen Fisher
EP 25

Father James Martin, Helen Fisher

2/23/2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes the chief scientific advisor for chemistry.com, anthropology professor and author of Why Him? Why Her?: Finding Real Love By Understanding Your Personality Type, Helen Fisher.

Cliff Sloan
EP 26

Cliff Sloan

2/24/2009

Cliff Sloan believes that Marbury v. Madison is significant because it established the rule of law.

John Fetterman
EP 27

John Fetterman

2/25/2009

Mayor John Fetterman believes Braddock, PA is a great place to spend some of the stimulus money.

Kris Kristofferson
EP 28

Kris Kristofferson

2/26/2009

Stephen wants to know how Kris Kristofferson can be a country musician and a liberal at the same time.

Guest Stars

Kris Kristofferson
David Byrne
EP 29

David Byrne

3/2/2009

Late at night, who does David Byrne fear David Byrne is?

Mark Bittman
EP 30

Mark Bittman

3/3/2009

President Obama taxes the rich to pay for universal health care, and South Carolina may finally end gun prostitution.

Carl Wilson
EP 31

Carl Wilson

3/4/2009

Carl Wilson tries to understand the popularity of Celine Dion in "Let's Talk About Love" and will NASA name part of the space station after Stephen if he changes his name to Stephen Urine Filtration System?

Guest Stars

Carl Wilson
Steven Johnson
EP 32

Steven Johnson

3/5/2009

Steven Johnson talks about Joseph Priestley, the man who first realized that plants actually create the oxygen we breathe.

Lisa Hannigan
EP 33

Lisa Hannigan

3/9/2009

Lisa Hannigan sewed the cover, liner notes and lyrics of her album "Sea Sew."

William Gerstenmaier, Dr. Jay Keasling
EP 34

William Gerstenmaier, Dr. Jay Keasling

3/10/2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes microbiologist and member of the Joint BioEnergy Institute, Dr. Jay Keasling. Also Stephen talks with NASA's associate administrator for space operations Bill Gerstenmaier about the Kepler Probe and other space exploration.

Howard Fineman
EP 35

Howard Fineman

3/11/2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes Newsweek correspondent and author of 'The Thirteen American Arguments: Enduring Debates that Define and Inspire Our Country', Howard Fineman.

Simon Johnson, Peter Singer
EP 36

Simon Johnson, Peter Singer

3/12/2009

Peter Singer urges Stephen to give money to poor people rather than enjoying it himself.

Guest Stars

Peter Singer
Jonathan Chait, Neil Gaiman
EP 37

Jonathan Chait, Neil Gaiman

3/16/2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of 'The Graveyard Book'.

Guest Stars

Neil Gaiman
David Grann
EP 38

David Grann

3/17/2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of 'The Lost City of Z: A Tale of Deadly Obsession in the Amazon'.

Juan Cole
EP 39

Juan Cole

3/18/2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of 'Engaging the Muslim World'.

John McCardell
EP 40

John McCardell

3/19/2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes the president of Choose Responsibility.

Derrick Pitts
EP 41

Derrick Pitts

3/30/2009

The guest tonight is Derrick Pitts, Chief Astronomer at The Franklin Institute.

David Plotz
EP 42

David Plotz

3/31/2009

David Plotz, Author of 'Good Book LP' talks to Stephen tonight.

Dambisa Moyo
EP 43

Dambisa Moyo

4/1/2009

Author of "Dead Aid", Dambisa Moyo is the guest on tonight's show.

Biz Stone
EP 44

Biz Stone

4/2/2009

One of the co-founders of Twitter is the guest for tonight's show.

Tom Brokaw, Rich Lowry
EP 45

Tom Brokaw, Rich Lowry

4/6/2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes the co-author of Banquo's Ghosts, Rich Lowry.

Queen Noor
EP 46

Queen Noor

4/7/2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes Jordan's Queen Noor.

Phil Bronstein
EP 47

Phil Bronstein

4/8/2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes the editor at large for the San Francisco Chronicle, Phil Bronstein.

EP 48

Bart Ehrman

4/9/2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes Bible expert and author of Jesus, Interrupted: Revealing the Hidden Contradictions in the Bible (And Why We Don't Know About Them), Bart Ehrman.

EP 49

Sunita L. Williams, Susie Orbach

4/14/2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes psychotherapist and author of Bodies, Susie Orbach. Also, Stephen talks with NASA's Deputy Chief, Astronaut Office at the Johnson Space Center, Sunita Williams about the naming of the new node on the International Space Station.

EP 50

Jim Lehrer

4/15/2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes the anchor of PBS' NewsHour and author of Oh, Jonny, Jim Lehrer.

EP 51

Kanishk Tharoor, Doug Kmiec

4/16/2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes the former head of the Office of Legal Council for both President Reagan and George Bush Sr., and author of Can a Catholic Support Him? Asking the Big Questions about Barack Obama, Doug Kmiec. Also, Stephen talks with the associate editor for opendemocracy.net, Kanishk Tharoor.

EP 52

Ken Quinn, Sheriff Joe Arpaio

4/20/2009

Sheriff Joe Arpaio denies that he focuses too much on illegal immigration.

EP 53

Coach Mike Kryzewski

4/21/2009

Tonight Stephen talks with Duke University men's basketball coach Mike Krzyzewski.

EP 54

Ira Glass

4/22/2009

Tonight Stephen talks with host of This American Life, Ira Glass.

Guest Stars

Ira Glass
EP 55

Elizabeth Bintliff

4/23/2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes the West Africa Program Officer for Heifer International, Elizabeth Bintliff.

EP 56

The Decemberists

4/27/2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes musical group The Decemberists.

EP 57

David Gross

4/28/2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes journalist and author of 'Dumb Money: How Our Greatest Financial Minds Bankrupted the Nation', Daniel Gross. Also, Stephen talks with war correspondent Richard Engel.

EP 58

David Kessler

4/29/2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes former FDA commissioner and author of The End of Overeating: Taking Control of the Insatiable American Appetite, David Kessler.

EP 59

Jonathan Alter, Ethan Nadelman

4/30/2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes the founder and executive director of the Drug Policy Alliance, Ethan Nadlemann.

EP 60

J.J. Abrams

5/4/2009

The Prescott Group needs a bailout, and J.J. Abrams reveals clues to Stephen's Persian Gulf mystery.

Guest Stars

J.J. Abrams
EP 61

Cliff Sloan, Paul Rieckhoff

5/5/2009

Cliff Sloan believes that Marbury v. Madison is significant because it established the rule of law and Paul Rieckhoff wants to make sure returning veterans get education, employment and health care support.

EP 62

Laurie Garrett

5/6/2009

President Obama's approval numbers are at 67%, and public health expert Laurie Garrett is here to shed some light on the swine flu.

EP 63

Mitchell Joachim

5/7/2009

It's Bring Your Savior to Work Day, and Mitchell Joachim wants to build carbon-neutral cities.

EP 64

Jeff Daniels

5/11/2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes actor Jeff Daniels Also, Stephen talks with the vice president of policy at Demos.org, Tamara Draut about credit cart reform.

Guest Stars

Jeff Daniels
EP 65

Ron Howard

5/12/2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes the producer & director of Angels & Demons, Ron Howard. Also, Stephen talks with the head of Latin American Division of the Council on Foreign Relations, Julia Sweig about Cuba.

Guest Stars

Ron Howard
EP 66

Michael Pollan

5/13/2009

Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of In Defense of Food: An Eater's Manifesto, Michael Pollan.

EP 67

Yusuf Islam

5/14/2009

Donald Trump allows Miss California to keep her crown, the DonorsChoose competition continues, and Yusuf performs.

Guest Stars

Cat Stevens
EP 68

Meghan McCain

5/18/2009

Meghan McCain loves the Republican Party and wants to save it from the people trying to make it more extreme.

EP 69

Walter Kirn

5/19/2009

Republicans find a way to make us love them again, and a Difference Maker stands up to the government.

EP 70

Seth Shostak

5/20/2009

Torture memo author John Yoo gets a newspaper column, and Nancy Pelosi says the CIA lied to her.

EP 71

Green Day

5/21/2009

Stephen reveals most of the Indian election results, and Green Day talks about their album, "21st Century Breakdown."

EP 72

Jeffrey Toobin, Sen. Byron Dorgan

6/1/2009

Republicans could lose their Latino voter, and you can see Stephen's Persian Gulf destination from Sarah Palin's house.

EP 73

Katty Kay

6/2/2009

The FDA challenges medical claims made by Cheerios, and Jim Moran protects kids from erectile dysfunction advertising.

EP 74

Eric Schlosser

6/3/2009

California allows some gay couples to stay married, and Obama invites Iran to celebrate 4th of July.

EP 75

Dag Soderberg, David Byrne

6/4/2009

Wikipedia takes on the Church of Scientology, and the latest on abstinence-only education will be worth the wait.

General Raymond Odierno
EP 76

General Raymond Odierno

6/8/2009

General Ray Odierno steps up to the plate to be Stephen’s first guest in Iraq.

Guest Stars

John McCain
Specialist Tareq Salha, Sgt. Robin Balcom
EP 77

Specialist Tareq Salha, Sgt. Robin Balcom

6/9/2009

Stephen welcomes Sergeant Robin Balcom and Specialist Tareq Salha to his international desk of wisdom and truthiness.

Guest Stars

Bill Clinton
Lieutenant General Charles Jacoby
EP 78

Lieutenant General Charles Jacoby

6/10/2009

Tom Hanks and Stephen prepare a care package, and Charles H. Jacoby Jr. picks his favorite soldier.

Guest Stars

Tom HanksSarah Palin
Stephen broadcasts from Iraq, Command Sgt. Major Frank Grippe
EP 79

Stephen broadcasts from Iraq, Command Sgt. Major Frank Grippe

6/11/2009

George W. Bush praises the troops, and Frank A. Grippe orders his officers to sing the Army song.

EP 80

Austan Goolsbee

6/15/2009

Stephen gives advice to the next leader of North Korea, and asks Austan Goolsbee if his arm gets tired from throwing money at problems.

EP 81

Karim Sadjadpour, Jim Rogers

6/16/2009

According to polls, 120% say the Iranian election wasn't rigged, and Jim Rogers wants to reduce Duke Energy's carbon footprint.

EP 82

Joshua Micah Marshall

6/17/2009

Sonia Sotomayor belongs to an exclusive women's-only club, and Joshua Micah Marshall won't be doing the pointing and talking.

EP 83

Paul Muldoon

6/18/2009

Someone finally agrees to accept Gitmo detainees, and Stephen nails poet Paul Muldoon.

Guest Stars

Jeff Goldblum
EP 84

Simon Schama

6/22/2009

Stephen suggests punching randomly until we find the enemy among us, and Simon Schama writes a history of the future of America.

Guest Stars

Jeff Goldblum
EP 85

Howard Dean, David Kilcullen

6/23/2009

David Kilcullen fights wars by taking a local approach to combat smaller guerrilla movements.

EP 86

Matthew Crawford

6/24/2009

The Jonas Brothers don't abstain from making awesome rock, and Matthew Crawford believes in working with his hands.

EP 87

Jim Fouratt

6/25/2009

ABC turns their network over to Barack Obama, and Jim Fouratt meets the leader of the gay shame movement.

EP 88

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

6/29/2009

Neil deGrasse Tyson tries to make science accessible to whomever wants to reach out and touch it.

Guest Stars

Jeff Goldblum
EP 89

Alexi Lalas, Kevin Mattson

6/30/2009

Stephen questions whether America should embrace soccer, and Kevin Mattson thinks Jimmy Carter was underappreciated.

EP 90

Nicholas Kristof

7/1/2009

The Supreme Court takes its recess, and Nicholas Kristof discusses "It's Time to Learn From Frogs" after crossing five lanes of busy traffic.

EP 91

Ed Viesturs

7/2/2009

Congress passes a renewable energy bill, and climber Ed Viesturs scales Stephen's ego.

EP 92

Paul Rieckhoff, Paul Krugman

7/13/2009

The Sotomayor confirmation hearings begin, and New York Times columnist Paul Krugman knows a lot about money.

EP 93

Leymah Gbowee

7/14/2009

Stephen suggests looking for change in the folds of Barney Frank, and asks Leymah Gbowee where Liberia is.

EP 94

Douglas Rushkoff

7/15/2009

There's bad news for people with target-shaped birthmarks, and Douglas Rushkoff lets Jews and Freemasons off the hook.

Edmund Andrews
EP 95

Edmund Andrews

7/16/2009

Stephen is emotionally dead inside, and Ed Andrews should write about teen vampires if he wants to get out of debt.

Geoffrey Canada, Bob Park
EP 96

Geoffrey Canada, Bob Park

7/20/2009

Geoffrey Canada can't find any area where white men are being disproportionately victimized and Bob Park doesn't understand why humans need go to space when robots can do a better job.

Dr. Aaron Carroll
EP 97

Dr. Aaron Carroll

7/21/2009

Stephen will be the mighty oak when he investigates Acorn, and Aaron Carroll believes America should have a single-payer system.

Matthew Waxman, Chris Anderson
EP 98

Matthew Waxman, Chris Anderson

7/22/2009

The truth behind the CIA's secret assassination squad is revealed, and Chris Anderson talks about a future economy where everything is free.

EP 99

Zev Chafets

7/23/2009

The British announce plans to cut and run, Tom Vilsack drops out of the presidential race, and Zev Chafets angles for a Christmas present.

Movits!
EP 100

Movits!

7/27/2009

A report on tasers may shock you, and Swedish band Movits! helps Stephen put his Ikea futon together

Arianna Huffington
EP 101

Arianna Huffington

7/28/2009

Arianna Huffington was born in the United States, but she cultivated an accent to give herself an air of being an ethnic minority.

Guest Stars

Arianna Huffington
Kevin Baker
EP 102

Kevin Baker

7/29/2009

Lance Armstrong comes in third in the Tour de France, and Kevin Baker says Obama is the new Hoover.

Kathryn Bigelow
EP 103

Kathryn Bigelow

7/30/2009

Kathryn Bigelow's war movie, "The Hurt Locker," is getting great reviews, despite not having explosions and ear-splitting sound effects.

Guest Stars

Kathryn Bigelow
General Anthony Zinni
EP 104

General Anthony Zinni

8/3/2009

President Obama finds a way to pay for health care, and General Anthony Zinni will wax Stephen's chest.

Kurt Andersen
EP 105

Kurt Andersen

8/4/2009

According to Kurt Andersen, the economic and health crises give Americans a brief chance to get things where they want them.

Kris Kobach
EP 106

Kris Kobach

8/5/2009

Kris Kobach wants to fight illegal immigration on the local level and reward the people willing to come to this country legally.

Meryl Streep
EP 107

Meryl Streep

8/6/2009

Stephen reviews the movies that are destroying America and talks to Meryl Streep about her role as Julia Child.

Guest Stars

Meryl Streep
Sen. Barbara Boxer
EP 108

Sen. Barbara Boxer

8/10/2009

Vladimir Putin returns to the spotlight, and Stephen interviews Barbara Boxer with deaf suspicion.

Guest Stars

Barbara Boxer
Jonathan Cohn
EP 109

Jonathan Cohn

8/11/2009

Afghanistan prepares for Bring Your Rocket Launcher to Work Day, and Jonathan Cohn explains why America's having a health care crisis.

Mark Johnson
EP 110

Mark Johnson

8/12/2009

Americans speak Glenn Beck's mind at town hall meetings, and Mark Johnson spreads peace through music.

Mark Devlin
EP 111

Mark Devlin

8/13/2009

Glenn Beck loses his sponsors, and Mark Devlin uses giant balloons to life telescopes to the edge of space.

Bill McKibben
EP 112

Bill McKibben

8/17/2009

Reporters get so desperate they'll even work for a newspaper, and Bill McKibben lowers carbon dioxide levels by not exhaling when he talks.

Robert Wright
EP 113

Robert Wright

8/18/2009
Ang Lee
EP 114

Ang Lee

8/19/2009

Ang Lee captures the hope and optimism of tired, dirty kids in his movie, "Taking Woodstock."

Guest Stars

Ang Lee
Chris Matthews
EP 115

Chris Matthews

8/20/2009

The Earth's population nears 7 billion, and Chris Matthews discusses his documentary, "The Kennedy Brothers."

Guest Stars

Chris Matthews
Cory Booker
EP 116

Cory Booker

9/14/2009

The health care debate rages on, MTV's VMAs deliver a shock, and Cory Booker admits he is the mayor of Newark.

Christiane Amanpour
EP 117

Christiane Amanpour

9/15/2009

Christiane Amanpour is going to make Americans care about the rest of the world with her CNN show "Amanpour."

Guest Stars

Christiane Amanpour
Tony Danza
EP 118

Tony Danza

9/16/2009

Obama indoctrinates America's school children, Tucker Carlson reveals Muslims' influence on textbooks, and The Flaming Lips perform.

Guest Stars

Tony Danza
Frank Bruni
EP 119

Frank Bruni

9/17/2009

Stephen resurrects the U.S. military technique of staring at a goats and Frank Bruni talks about mastering his addiction to compulsive eating as a food critic for the New York Times.

Tue, Sep 22, 2009
EP 120

Tue, Sep 22, 2009

9/22/2009

The Senate votes to allow guns on trains, and Shai Agassi wants us all to drive electric cars.

Guest Stars

Jon StewartJeff Goldblum
AJ Jacobs
EP 121

AJ Jacobs

9/23/2009

AJ Jacobs' life experiments include following all the rules of the Bible, trying to be the most rational person alive and radical honesty.

Ken Burns
EP 122

Ken Burns

9/24/2009

The Republican Party is accused of racism, another holiday is under attack, and Ken Burns makes a documentary about national parks.

Guest Stars

Larry KingKen Burns
Sheryl WuDunn
EP 123

Sheryl WuDunn

9/28/2009

Sheryl WuDunn believes giving women loans and educating girls is the way to lift developing nations out of poverty.

Guest Stars

J.J. Abrams
Matt Latimer / Out Of The Closet
EP 124

Matt Latimer / Out Of The Closet

9/29/2009

An exciting new tobacco product hits the market, and Matt Latimer recalls his Bush speechwriting days.

Wed, Sep 30, 2009
EP 125

Wed, Sep 30, 2009

9/30/2009

Stephen has an update on his space treadmill, and he'll evolve Richard Dawkins' book into tiny shreds of paper.

Guest Stars

Richard Dawkins
Francis Collins
EP 126

Francis Collins

10/1/2009

Francis Collins informs Stephen that it's going to take time for stem cell research to give him crab claws.

Guest Stars

George Wendt
Arne Duncan
EP 127

Arne Duncan

10/5/2009

President Obama proposes a longer school year, and Arne Duncan could only get a job as a secretary.

The Mountain Goats
EP 128

The Mountain Goats

10/6/2009

The Mountain Goats perform "Psalms 40:2" from their album, "The Life of the World to Come."

Alison Gopnik
EP 129

Alison Gopnik

10/7/2009

Doctors invent a radical new surgery, and Alison Gopnik says babies can help us understand deep philosophical questions.

Thu, Oct 8, 2009
EP 130

Thu, Oct 8, 2009

10/8/2009

The media attacks Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh may buy a football team, and Colin Beavan makes no environmental impact.

Shashi Tharoor,  Dr. Sanjay Gupta
EP 131

Shashi Tharoor, Dr. Sanjay Gupta

10/12/2009

Stephen takes on Norwegians for giving Obama the Nobel Peace Prize, plays tennis with James Blake and talks zombies with Sanjay Gupta.

David Javerbaum, Sylvia Earle
EP 132

David Javerbaum, Sylvia Earle

10/13/2009

Stephen posts Twitter updates on Miley Cyrus, talks fetuses with David Javerbaum and asks Sylvia Earle why he should care about the ocean.

Amy Farrell, The RZA
EP 133

Amy Farrell, The RZA

10/14/2009

Stephen gets angry over health care reform, discusses obesity with Amy Farrell, and talks wisdom with the RZA.

Jerry Mitchell
EP 134

Jerry Mitchell

10/15/2009

Stephen proves that mayo is the illest condiment, asks Jerry Mitchell what a newspaper reporter is and unveils his new portrait.

Guest Stars

Jerry Mitchell
Cornel West
EP 135

Cornel West

10/26/2009

Stephen criticizes Washington State, endorses your job application and disagrees with everything Cornel West stands for.

Tue, Oct 27, 2009
EP 136

Tue, Oct 27, 2009

10/27/2009

The Catholic Church reaches out to former members, and Gail Collins talks about the modern American woman.

Brian Cox
EP 137

Brian Cox

10/28/2009

Stephen finds out what broke the largest particle accelerator and preps for his interview with Brian Cox by watching "Baby Einstein" tapes.

Bill Simmons
EP 138

Bill Simmons

10/29/2009

Stephen talks to Rosanne Cash about torturing detainees with music and discusses "Teen Wolf" with Bill Simmons.

Nicholas Thompson
EP 139

Nicholas Thompson

11/2/2009

Stephen sponsors the U.S. speedskating team, analyzes Arnold Schwarzenegger's breakfast and disputes the end of the Cold War with Nicholas Thompson.

Andrew Sullivan
EP 140

Andrew Sullivan

11/3/2009

Stephen makes history with the U.S. Speedskating team, covers a gay couple's arrest on Mormon Church property and wants Andrew Sullivan to admit he's wrong.

Harold Evans
EP 141

Harold Evans

11/4/2009

Stephen declares Barack Obama the loser, gets dunked in water by Al Gore and asks Harold Evans if he's going to be a chimney sweep.

Guest Stars

Al Gore
Thu, Nov 5, 2009
EP 142

Thu, Nov 5, 2009

11/5/2009

Stephen puts Canada on notice with Joey Cheek, introduces Vaxaconda and talks to William Bratton about McGruff the Crime Dog.

Mon, Nov 9, 2009
EP 143

Mon, Nov 9, 2009

11/9/2009

Stephen asks Mike Castle why he can't marry a chicken, helps Katherine Reutter win a gold medal, and talks art with Thomas Campbell.

Maria Shriver
EP 144

Maria Shriver

11/10/2009

Stephen defends Barney Frank for not recognizing marijuana, enjoys a Taser XREP ad and feeds ice cream to Maria Shriver.

Christopher Caldwell
EP 145

Christopher Caldwell

11/11/2009

Stephen believes bankers are God's representatives, criticizes "Sesame Street" and asks Christopher Caldwell where the Muslim pope is.

Woody Harrelson
EP 146

Woody Harrelson

11/12/2009

Stephen uses Miracle Whip money to buy mayo, claims Lou Dobbs' audience and shaves Woody Harrelson's head.

Mon, Nov 16, 2009
EP 147

Mon, Nov 16, 2009

11/16/2009

Stephen shows Barack Obama how to greet foreign leaders, offers to sing in Aerosmith, and discusses architecture with Paul Goldberger.

Malcolm Gladwell
EP 148

Malcolm Gladwell

11/17/2009

Stephen talks to Marc Kielburger about child labor, skateboards with Jackie Speier and asks Malcolm Gladwell to explain a New Yorker cartoon.

Guest Stars

Jackie Speier
Norah Jones
EP 149

Norah Jones

11/18/2009

Sarah Palin has a 400-page book, "2012" takes the world by storm, and Norah Jones talks about her famous father, Indiana.

Thu, Nov 19, 2009
EP 150

Thu, Nov 19, 2009

11/19/2009

The Senate introduces a tax on plastic surgery, and Elvis Costello plays "Cheap Reward" with Stephen.

Dan Esty, Cevin Soling
EP 151

Dan Esty, Cevin Soling

11/30/2009

Stephen talks to Dan Esty about global warming, forces Joseph Cirincione to play "Sanction, Bomb, Marry?" and compares school to prison with Cevin Soling

Tue, Dec 1, 2009
EP 152

Tue, Dec 1, 2009

12/1/2009

Stephen profiles a made-up district, discusses alien Jesus with Guy Consolmagno and helps Sherman Alexie save part of white culture

Wed, Dec 2, 2009
EP 153

Wed, Dec 2, 2009

12/2/2009

Stephen critiques President Obama's speech, presents a device that lets him poop whenever he wants, and questions Craig Watson's innocence

Thu, Dec 3, 2009
EP 154

Thu, Dec 3, 2009

12/3/2009

Stephen covers Tiger Woods' car crash, tries out for the U.S. skeleton team and talks to Janet Napolitano about the color-coded threat level.

Mon, Dec 7, 2009
EP 155

Mon, Dec 7, 2009

12/7/2009

Bill T. Jones describes how Fela Kuti fought against the Nigerian government with his music.

Senator Bernie Sanders, Andy Schlafly
EP 156

Senator Bernie Sanders, Andy Schlafly

12/8/2009

Stephen gives Bernie Sanders a chance to address the vicious socialist rumors and discusses the best of the public with Andy Schlafly.

Wed, Dec 9, 2009
EP 157

Wed, Dec 9, 2009

12/9/2009

Stephen appeals to the monkey demographic, gets a visit from Krampus and calls out Goldman Sachs with Matt Taibbi.

Thu, Dec 10, 2009
EP 158

Thu, Dec 10, 2009

12/10/2009

Stephen details Russia's battle plan for Afghanistan, tries out for the U.S. bobsled team and puts words in Lara Logan's mouth.

Snoop Dogg
EP 159

Snoop Dogg

12/14/2009

Stephen interviews President Obama's cardboard cutout, signs Katherine Reutter's thigh and pre-censors Snoop Dogg.

Alicia Keys
EP 160

Alicia Keys

12/15/2009

John Slattery sells gold, Stephen relays the story of Treesus, and Alicia Keys performs her hit song.

Tom Brokaw
EP 161

Tom Brokaw

12/16/2009

Stephen encourages Tiger Woods, sees the ghost of Stephen King and remembers the wacky decade with Tom Brokaw.