Season 3

Season 3

Bob's Burgers

2012 Episodes
7.7

Overview

Bob and his family get caught up in various misadventures, from strange Thanksgiving traditions to Tina’s literary endeavors. The Belchers deal with everything from a health inspection to elaborate holiday celebrations, all while keeping their restaurant afloat.

Episodes

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Ear-sy Rider
EP 1
23m

Ear-sy Rider

9/30/2012
7.7

A biker gang sets up shop in the restaurant, where they lament the loss of their beloved leader.

Guest Stars

Kyle KinaneRobert Ben GarantWendi McLendon-CoveyKurt BraunohlerLindsey Stoddart
Full Bars
EP 2
23m

Full Bars

10/7/2012
7.9

The Belcher kids break with a long standing Halloween tradition, veering away from their usual trick or treat trek in favor of a posh neighborhood that's known for its oversize goodies.

Guest Stars

Paul RustSamantha SheltonJoe Lo TruglioEddie PepitoneJay Johnston+1 more
Bob Fires the Kids
EP 3
23m

Bob Fires the Kids

11/4/2012
7.7

Worried that his kids are not enjoying summer vacation because he's making them work in the restaurant, Bob fires them. But they soon become bored and take jobs as "weed pickers" for a pair of hippie farmers.

Guest Stars

Doug BensonMegan MullallyNick OffermanDavid HermanBill Hader+1 more
Mutiny on the Windbreaker
EP 4
23m

Mutiny on the Windbreaker

11/11/2012
6.8

Bob does a tour of duty as a private chef on a docked cruise ship and brings along the family to witness his true culinary skills, but the special occasion is scuttled when the kooky captain shanghais the whole family.

Guest Stars

Jeffrey TamborPaul F. Tompkins
An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal
EP 5
23m

An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal

11/18/2012
7.6

Bob's plans for his favorite holiday, Thanksgiving, change when Mr. Fischoeder hires him as a chef, and Linda and the kids to play his family, as he tries to stage a perfect holiday dinner in order to make a former flame jealous.

Guest Stars

Lindsey StoddartKevin Kline
The Deepening
EP 6
23m

The Deepening

11/25/2012
7.5

Mr. Fischoeder's new pier attraction, a mechanical shark, goes haywire and terrorizes the town, and it falls to Bob and the family to catch it.

Guest Stars

Pamela AdlonSam SederJay JohnstonKevin Kline
Tina-rannosaurus Wrecks
EP 7
23m

Tina-rannosaurus Wrecks

12/2/2012
8.0

After Tina accidentally wrecks the car, and gets the whole family involved with a slimy insurance agent, she worries that she's a "jinx".

Guest Stars

Bob OdenkirkJay Johnston
The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene
EP 8
23m

The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene

12/9/2012
7.3

Gene gets his first girlfriend, but it doesn't take long for the family to realize that she is incredibly annoying and they pressure him to break up with her.

Guest Stars

Kurt BraunohlerJohn Michael HigginsKulap VilaysackDavid Wain
Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins
EP 9
23m

Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins

12/16/2012
7.5

When Bob inherits a storage unit around Christmas, visions of riches dance in the heads of the family, but what they find inside is a squatter who claims he once worked as a mannequin.

Guest Stars

Zach GalifianakisFred StollerPamela AdlonTim Meadows
Mother Daughter Laser Razor
EP 10
23m

Mother Daughter Laser Razor

1/6/2013
8.2

Linda worries that her relationship with Louise isn't as good as it should be, so, much to Louise's chagrin, she forces the young lady to participate in a mother-daughter seminar. With mom away, Tina turns to Bob for a lesson in shaving her legs.

Guest Stars

Tim HeideckerLindsey StoddartKurt Braunohler
Nude Beach
EP 11
23m

Nude Beach

1/13/2013
6.9

The new health inspector proves to be a decent fellow, until he blackmails Bob into being allowed to perform his atrocious music at the restaurant, which drives away the customers.

Guest Stars

Fred ArmisenAndre RoyoAziz AnsariSam SederBobby Tisdale
Broadcast Wagstaff School News
EP 12
23m

Broadcast Wagstaff School News

1/27/2013
8.2

There is a "Mad Pooper" running wild at the Belcher children's middle school and Tina finds herself on a mission to get to the "bottom" of the situation.

Guest Stars

Will ForteBobby TisdaleJenny Slate
My Fuzzy Valentine
EP 13
23m

My Fuzzy Valentine

2/10/2013
7.3

When a heart-shaped pancake simply doesn't cut it, the kids convince Bob to let them skip school in order to help him find a Valentine's Day gift that will "wow" Linda. Meanwhile, in the spirit of the romantic holiday, Linda sets up a speed-dating event at the restaurant that doesn't go exactly as planned.

Guest Stars

Sam SederGary ColeTim Meadows
Lindapendent Woman
EP 14
23m

Lindapendent Woman

2/17/2013
7.8

Linda thinks Bob doesn't appreciate her and quits the restaurant to work at a grocery store. In her absence, Bob tries - and fails - to run the place on his own and the kids are stuck in the middle of the marital mayhem. Meanwhile, things get romantic for Tina when she meets her potential soul mate while restocking the milk fridge.

Guest Stars

Todd BarryMatt BesserBen SchwartzTim Meadows
O.T.: The Outside Toilet
EP 15
23m

O.T.: The Outside Toilet

3/3/2013
8.0

When Gene finds an expensive talking toilet out in the woods, he and his friends decide to protect it as much as they can while an evil toilet hunter is looking for the toilet.

Guest Stars

Neil FlynnJon HammPamela AdlonBobby Tisdale
Topsy
EP 16
23m

Topsy

3/10/2013
8.1

Louise expects to get a charge out of taking down her Thomas Edison-obsessed science teacher when she re-creates one of the famous inventor's experiments that involved electrocuting an elephant.

Guest Stars

Mark ProkschBilly EichnerMegan MullallyKevin Kline
Two for Tina
EP 17
23m

Two for Tina

3/17/2013
7.7

Jimmy Jr. is threatened when Tina starts dating a ballet dancer named Josh and the two boys get into an epic dance-off for her heart

Guest Stars

Gabe LiedmanBen SchwartzBobby Tisdale
It Snakes a Village
EP 18
23m

It Snakes a Village

3/24/2013
7.6

The Belcher family road-trips down to Florida to visit Linda's parents who live in a senior home that - to Linda's complete horror - is full of senior swingers! Plus, to keep themselves entertained, Tina, Gene and Louise go on a hunt for a mysterious python that allegedly ate one of the residents' dogs.

Guest Stars

Linda LavinSam SederRenée Taylor
Family Fracas
EP 19
23m

Family Fracas

4/14/2013
7.3

After the family car breaks down and ruins their plans for a movie night out, the Belchers find themselves competing on the TV game show "Family Fracas!" To the dismay of the program's host, they keep winning and coming back each night...that is until their lucky streak comes to a suspicious end.

Guest Stars

Samantha BeeDavid HermanRob HuebelThomas LennonJay Johnston+1 more
The Kids Run the Restaurant
EP 20
23m

The Kids Run the Restaurant

4/21/2013
7.9

After Bob cuts his finger and faints at the sight of his own blood, Linda brings him to the hospital and leaves the kids home alone. Not ones to waste a golden opportunity, Tina, Gene and Louise transform the basement of the restaurant into a makeshift casino. But they get more than they gamble for when landlord Mr. Fischoeder stops by and catches them in action.

Guest Stars

Johnny PembertonSamantha SheltonDavid HermanBobby TisdaleKevin Kline
Boyz 4 Now
EP 21
23m

Boyz 4 Now

4/28/2013
8.3

While accompanying Tina to a "Boyz 4 Now" concert, Louise develops a crush on one of the lead singers, Boo Boo - and is in disbelief that she actually likes a boy! Meanwhile, Gene gets creative - and slightly offensive - in a table-setting competition.

Guest Stars

Brooke DillmanDavid HermanJack McBrayerTig NotaroMax Greenfield+2 more
Carpe Museum
EP 22
23m

Carpe Museum

5/5/2013
7.8

Bob chaperones a school trip to the museum and experiences some father-daughter bonding with Louise, while Gene and his gang are on the lookout for exhibits with busts, and not the kind that are sculpted out of stone. Later, on the museum steps, Linda offers her distinctive chanting talents to striking workers.

Guest Stars

Brooke DillmanJim GaffiganBobby TisdaleBrian Huskey
The Unnatural
EP 23
23m

The Unnatural

5/12/2013
7.6

After Gene loses his confidence at his baseball game, Linda decides to sign him up for baseball camp. The only problem? She needs money to pay for it! Meanwhile, Tina discovers her love for espresso and becomes a caffeine addict.

Guest Stars

Kurt BraunohlerRob HuebelJason MantzoukasJay JohnstonBrian Huskey